Aug 18, 2023ReviewsPiranha (1995)Unnecessary TV movie remake of Joe Dante's cult 1978 hit is still an ok watch, only if you haven't seen the original.
Aug 16, 2023ReviewsOrcs! (2011)Silly film which is a bit of fun - I mean how can you take orcs in the real world seriously?
Aug 15, 2023ReviewsOctopus 2: River of Fear (2001)Shamelessly terrible sequel with a giant rubbery octopus attacking New York.
Aug 15, 2023ReviewsOne-Eyed Monster (2008)"Want to know what the hell it sounded like? I think it sounded like... 30 men getting massacred by a dick." If that doesn't sell the film..
Aug 15, 2023ReviewsScarecrow Slayer (2003)Unwanted and unrelated sequel to a terrible slasher film which makes the same mistakes.
Aug 15, 2023ReviewsDead Space (1991)Unnecessary sci-fi horror remake of a cult hit which in itself was a rip-off of Alien.
Aug 14, 2023ReviewsOne Million Years B.C. (1966)Hammer. Stop motion effects by Ray Harryhausen. Raquel Welch in THAT bikini. Happy days.
Aug 14, 2023ReviewsWhen Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth (1970)Caveman film with limited dialogue but plenty of dino action and top-heavy women to keep the interest levels high.
Aug 14, 2023ReviewsAztec Rex (2007)The Spanish thought they only had to worry about the Aztecs when Cortés landed in 1521 but they forgot about the T-Rex. Silly Spaniards.